sirlightbulb:

youretotallymybitchforeverscott:

even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself

this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already

(via foxnewsofficial)

h0odrich:

your biggest crush should be on yourself, you should always go out of your way to do little things to put a smile on your face, make sure you’re happy and confident just like you would do to someone else you care for, because when you have that sort of consideration for yourself it’s so much easier to give to other people

(via the-larry-ship)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via theqwibqwib)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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(via jaclynhodgkins)

departured:

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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(via dreanning)

5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

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I really don’t know what I expected.

(via thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited)